bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus

Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"

by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021

Did a Samara

When you date someone for less than a week before dumping their ass. For someone to be a 'Samara' They must do a lot of peace signs. The term is usually used to describe someone who is female but can be used for both genders.

Person 1: Is Sally still dating Bob?
Person 2: No she did a Samara

by Avo-on-Toast June 11, 2019

the samara

to fully just mack on some biatch before speaking to her

are you gonna do the samara on that chick man?

by jigga_please January 29, 2004

dirty samara

A dildo shaped skateboard that's covered in wax.

Bro I'm about to shove a Dirty Samara up my ass.

by Strongstingray September 30, 2020

Samara

The literal definition of anxiety

Woah, I am totally like Samara right now...

by SpillMyTea December 8, 2018

samarii

She's a person u can count on to keep your secrets someone who's always there and never leaves your side ......she's funny and always is honest she never tells a lie and she will always be a sister

Your a such a good samarii

by Maryvel_thegreatest February 10, 2018

Samar

Samar is a smart, yet horny individual who loves to have a good old time. She loves sleeping and is super messy, but she knows how to get her job done. Samar is also someone who tends to get moody and stubborn very quickly, but in the most loving way. She unfortunately can not always get her 5 mins of heaven, because that’s Samar for you. Everyone would love to have a Samar in their life.

“Omg she is so a Samar”

by sleepyelephant101 November 4, 2020