character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").

(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Sass

Showing off a new outfit.

I’ll sass those shoes no cap

by MLTMGT September 15, 2020

Harry Sasse

The greatest LGBTQ+ Friend who ever existed. They make you happy and will always be caring. They always remember your birthday and get you gifts. They always tolerate you no matter what. They are also a huge weeb and are very murderous.

Hey Harry Sasse

by Adi992 May 1, 2021

Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.

1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.

by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022

Sass

Mea

Mea is sassy

by Dab0i123 July 2, 2021

Sass

Acronym for Sweaty Ass cheeks

On a hot day, he got up from his seat and saw an imprint of his Sass.

by JKJR June 20, 2021

Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.

When a got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.

by Ruthozark September 28, 2017