Samuel

Is retarted like fortnite always say your mom wakes up at 5am to play forkkinfe (sixpacksam222)

Samuel your mom
Me your noob at fartnite

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

Likes to punch walls and his mates (who are nice to him).
Also could use a oneeeeee up.

Michael: Oh look at him.

Luke: Who?
Michael: Ohhhhh That faggot who could use a oneeeee up?
Luke: Oh Samuel. The little bitch.

by Aw mannnn September 10, 2019

Samuel

Retarted likes to play fortnite wakes up at 5 am to play more fortnit e thinks he is a pro . cant build

Samuel: OHHH IM SO GO AT FORTNITE
me: SHUT UP NOOB

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

The blackest a nigga can be

Hey steve I did u see that Samuel Noah-Wilson. Steve- oh shit that dude black asf

by Thytruthwriters August 19, 2020

Samuel

A usually gay bastard who is most likely to tinder match a man. Many Samuels my be found in a Miloszes basement

That Samuel guy just headbutted a dinner lady!

by Ted barry November 25, 2018

Samuel

lost child

Have you seen my grandson Samuel

by Capa376 April 23, 2018

Samuel

A guy with a small penis and no friends usually Mexican.

Tatym:Hey did you give Samuel head?
Cierra:no I didn’t have a microscope

Tatym:same

by Nihdfd May 31, 2019