Samuel 

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

Samuel by Al-an May 11, 2020

Samuel 

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

Samuel by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

samuel 

A creepy stalker-ish kid that usually likes to stalk Raelynn’s, he has blonde hair, glasses, and can be found in red clothing, and kaki shorts. Watch out for these guys, and make to sure to lock your doors at night.

Oh man, is that samuel? He followed me home last night

samuel by yayayysyayayta October 24, 2019

Samuel 

Big fat bender who belongs in a whale enclosure

Samuel go back to the whale enclosure

Samuel by arthurbaker04 November 24, 2019

Samuel 

Samuel is a dickhead

He called me gay, what a samuel

Samuel by Gangster_Joe May 9, 2019

Samuel 

A Gucci wanna be Mexican who smells liek tacos everywhere he goes

Samuel walked into 2nd hour smelling like a taco

Samuel by Ramsey walls August 20, 2017

Samuel 

A gay fag

Look there’s a Samuel

Look like a gay cunt

Samuel by Teenbracelet November 19, 2018