Samuel

Is retarted like fortnite always say your mom wakes up at 5am to play forkkinfe (sixpacksam222)

Samuel your mom
Me your noob at fartnite

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

has money. date him.

girl one: its been 10 years since you had a job
girl two: dont you remember im dating samuel?
girl one: oh yea. i want a samuel.

by rachaet955968 October 14, 2019

Samuel

Likes to punch walls and his mates (who are nice to him).
Also could use a oneeeeee up.

Michael: Oh look at him.

Luke: Who?
Michael: Ohhhhh That faggot who could use a oneeeee up?
Luke: Oh Samuel. The little bitch.

by Aw mannnn September 10, 2019

Samuel

The blackest a nigga can be

Hey steve I did u see that Samuel Noah-Wilson. Steve- oh shit that dude black asf

by Thytruthwriters August 19, 2020

Samuel

A usually gay bastard who is most likely to tinder match a man. Many Samuels my be found in a Miloszes basement

That Samuel guy just headbutted a dinner lady!

by Ted barry November 25, 2018

Samuel

The absolute worst friend that says his best friends don’t treat him well even though they stand up for bullies against Samuel and let him copy our test answers, but we still don’t treat Samuel the fucking king well.

Samuel’s best friends: hey dude here are the answers

Samuel: I don’t care about our friendship.

by Samuels FRIENDS November 7, 2019

Samuel

A guy with a small penis and no friends usually Mexican.

Tatym:Hey did you give Samuel head?
Cierra:no I didn’t have a microscope

Tatym:same

by Nihdfd May 31, 2019