Schwiggity Swaad

When You DPS so Hard in a game You pull agro.

Pao used his Schwiggity Swaad so hard on Remnant he Pulled agro off Rinz.

by Snalydo September 8, 2021

Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

tater swaddler

The little containers that fries come in from the drive thru (or those other mysterious options that allude me).

Maybe I am just super gassed and most definitely a little bit off today (and the past 47 years), but do the fries in the bottom of the bag taste WAY better than in the tater swaddler?

by Licky Ladies July 19, 2023

Tight Swad

Wrapping a baby up in a very tight swaddle

No way he’s busting out of this one, that’s one tight swad!

by b2b2 October 30, 2023

Swiddle swaddle

A unit of measurement, in regards to how much one can fit inside ones foreskin.

"I can fit about a dollar .25 in quarters in my swiddle swaddle."
Oh wow..."
"Yeah, that's what I said when I tried to make it a dollar fifty I quarters."

by Timma366 December 28, 2024

Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon

“You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”

by Baby J MN April 22, 2025