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Jane Goodall Swinger

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.
Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!
by Hubert Rumpus Pumpus February 28, 2019
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The Fat Lady Sings

In opera, audiences would start to leave in between acts thinking it was over. Many operas supposedly announced the end when a blonde women with long braids and a Viking helmet with horns would sing.
It ain't over 'till the fat lady sings
by ncncsr11 June 8, 2020
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Swingman

A basketball player (Normally the 3 Man) who runs the baseline as the ball is passed from side to side......Im better than you
"Hey, did you see Eric Williams last night, hes such a good swingman"
by Casey Ford February 22, 2003
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German Slingshot

You’re going down on a chick while she lies on her back. You reach behind you and sneak a dump in your hand. With a huge overhand windmill motion, you slam it down on her chest. WHAM!!! The German Slingshot.
I totally nailed a girl with the German Slingshot last night. It looked like she got shot in the chest with some sort of Crap Cannon!
by Capt. INTENSITY September 8, 2009
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red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"
by brahm2 September 27, 2003
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Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.
Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.
by R Munny January 14, 2010
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Swingshift

Term used to describe a multipolar coworker. The personality of said person may change at a moments notice.
Ol' swingshift just went ape sh!+. Man, I didn't even see it coming.
by Tricepatops March 16, 2017
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