This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.
by gizdor April 29, 2009
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"Hey did you hear about that new sexuality, swagsexual?" "yeah im totally swag sexual, and I've heard the person who made it is the coolest person ever too!"
by SwagsexualCharlie February 11, 2021
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Yo bro, did you hear that chick Dougie Fresh brought home last night asked for a slawsby? Post coital snack.
by SlawsbyLover6969 May 26, 2016
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A phenomenon seen in society where many smart successful high earning career women find it difficult to find an honest partner, because most smart successful men prefer dumb pretty girls who will give them a great time in bed. These men are intimidated by SWANS, who in turn find it difficult to marry less successful men (just like all females) and would rather remain single then get used, or God forbid, mistreated by a loser.
They also have the tendency to get the unwanted attention of potential boytoys if they are found in their work environment (usually as copyboys), who are young broke but good-looking men who were jocks in high school and are now adult male golddiggers. However, unlike big male CEOs, who would happily have a trophy wife, these women are (almost always) uncomfortable with marrying down.
Its not a common term but it has been used in several social science books like "Single by Chance, Mothers by Choice: How Women Are Choosing Parenthood Without Marriage and Creating the New American Family" by Rosanna Hertz
A phenomenon seen in society where many smart successful high earning career women find it difficult to find an honest partner, because most smart successful men prefer dumb pretty girls who will give them a great time in bed. These men are intimidated by SWANS, who in turn find it difficult to marry less successful men (just like all females) and would rather remain single then get used, or God forbid, mistreated by a loser.
They also have the tendency to get the unwanted attention of potential boytoys if they are found in their work environment (usually as copyboys), who are young broke but good-looking men who were jocks in high school and are now adult male golddiggers. However, unlike big male CEOs, who would happily have a trophy wife, these women are (almost always) uncomfortable with marrying down.
Its not a common term but it has been used in several social science books like "Single by Chance, Mothers by Choice: How Women Are Choosing Parenthood Without Marriage and Creating the New American Family" by Rosanna Hertz
With the move towards gender equality and more women getting educated, starting a career life, climbing up the business ladder, and delaying marriage and starting a family, there are more SWANS now than ever, and will keep increasing unless men drop some old-fashioned attitudes about age, fertility and exterior beauty.
by Necromancer44 June 15, 2007
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SWAGSS! I love you girll.
by Swagsz9 July 22, 2010
Get the Swags mug.Second city of the Principality of Wales. Commonly hated by all, even those living there. Home to the worst football team and rugby team in the world including iraq. No virgin Megastore.
Also the Winter Palace of the Duke of Earl
Also the Winter Palace of the Duke of Earl
"Swansea is very crap"
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