Sushi confusion

Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll

Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll

by Danz4x September 19, 2016

iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

glitter sushi

You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~

Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present

by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

Sushi Roll

When a guy's dick is wrapped in seaweed and rice like a sushi roll and is then "steamed" by having sex in a hot tub.

Tim: I'm really in the mood for a California Roll.
Joe: Yeah? Well I'm really in the mood to Sushi Roll your mom.

by SushiRollinForLife July 7, 2010

sushi ass

It's a good thing. An ass that is equal parts bubbly, perky and taught so as to create a beautifully rounded surface ideally suited for eating sushi.

Mesmerized by Angela's sushi ass, Naveen jumped into the pool with his wallet in his pocket.

by jace_21 May 12, 2010

breed of sushi

A noun describing something that makes completely no sense what so ever

What is that, some breed of sushi??

by A Breed of Sushi January 31, 2008

Sushi Booty

The veritably disgusting farts that one's butt emits as a result of downing delicious raw seafood.

The bluefin was delicious, but Lars knew that his girlfriend's Sushi Booty was going to make him regret their dining decision come bedtime.

by Joey Geezly September 2, 2012