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Surprise Egg

The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
Giant 55 SURPRISE EGG SURPRISE BOXES PlayDoh Frozen MLP Minecraft Cars2 Frozen Mystery Transformers
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
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Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up
Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast
by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017
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skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.
Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.
by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016
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Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 4, 2011
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Hushpuppy Surprise

When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.
Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.
by Babyboar October 21, 2012
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tonsil surprise

When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.

The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.

In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008
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Shanghai Surprise

Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003
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