Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009

Stone Cold

1-A made for TV mini-series direct from a novel starring Magnum PI's Tom Selleck in which he played a gruff aging small town cop

2-One of the most popular and well-known wrestlers in WWE history.

-Former gimmicks included Ring Master and Stunning Steve Austin.

-Trademarks: drinks Miller beer two at at time toasts it to the crowd and spills it on himself, Stone Cold Stunner-his finishing move (he kicks you low like in the stomach or balls and he turns around and grabs your head and drops on his ass to the floor while you land flat on your face, gives double middle fingers salute, usually wears a black leather vest or some shirt with denim shorts, bald with a goatee, thick deep texan accent

Quotes: "Give me a hell yeah!,""What?," "F*** fear, drink beer"

Nicknames: Bionic RedNeck, Rattle Snake

-Married numerous times, but most notably to former WWE Diva, Debra Marshall-McMichael...they divorced and Debra now works as a real estate agent

-Has had many famous feuds including one with WWE owner, Vince McMahon, and boxer Mike Tyson

-Like The Rock, has also starred in some movies, most recently 2005's "The Longest Yard"

Ex1: I wonder if Tom Selleck signed up for anymore of the "Stone Cold" mini series since its from a few novels

Ex2: If you think Stone Cold Steve Austin is one tough redneck sumb**** give me a hell yeah!

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

stone the crow

Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .

‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.

Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?

Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.

by Artekka December 23, 2010

stone cold fox

noun

1. a woman who is confirmed to be a superfine babe
2. shannon baumgart

1. Damn, that girl at Taco John's was a stone cold fox!
2. I don't care how many STD's she has, Shannon Baumgart is a stone cold fox.

by Kyle R P September 13, 2008

Stone Temple Pilots

An awesome fucking band, Dean DeLeo is a God.

"The Guitar solo in Silvergun Superman made me cream my fucking pants!"

"Stone Temple Pilots are an awesome fucking band!"

by |Zoso| October 29, 2005

Stone the flamin' crows

An expression of surprise or annoyance. First made famous by Ray Meagher's character Alf Stewart in the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Similar to "crikey!" or "streuth!"

Bruce: "Stone the flamin' crows, you've lost a lot of weight!"
Sheila: "Thank you.'

by Mama Teresa February 14, 2018

stone county high school

A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.

“Do you think her parents are crackheads?”
“Of course, she goes to stone county high school”

by Tyrone° September 24, 2019