starfish baby

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.

christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"

by rockeroverhere July 24, 2006

bulimic starfish

An anus that binges on semen (due to anal sex) then purges a steady white oozing flow of sexual aftermath. Farting and spattering may sometimes accompany the expulsion of the semen.

I saw your dad come out of the gay bar last night with tears in his eyes. The poor dude was sweating profusely and he had a bulimic starfish.

by 256berserker March 03, 2010

brown starfish

a dirty anus; opposite of pink starfish

We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey

by RotNWang December 04, 2003

Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"

by Will Baxter May 15, 2003

Tokyo Starfish

When a girl is participating in anal sex and 5 or more men are behind her fighting for space. (Crowded like Tokyo) A Super Tokyo Starfish is when all male participants are Asian)

It was a Tokyo Starfish back there!

by Shokichi23 June 27, 2017

leather starfish

Anus. See also: leather cheerio

"I stuck my finger in the leather starfish, and she glared back at me over her shoulder."

by Lamont Cranston July 28, 2003

Wounded Starfish

A sexual position where the female lies spread eagled on her back and doesn't move or respond, much like a wounded starfish would.

Me: "How was she last night?"
Friend: "Wounded starfish, man, wounded starfish."

by MrS13 October 01, 2008