whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.

Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.

by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo

Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight

by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019