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Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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Spoogy Special

When you hit a rimmer of a keef bowl.
Did you hear Jacob puked after he hit the “Spoogy Special
by Eitan18 December 9, 2018
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very special

adj. Used to describe a television show dealing with drugs, incest, rape, molestation, or drinking.
Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."
by SkidMarkyMark January 4, 2005
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WUBA special

A two person meal: A large pizza, a chef salad with non-fat dressing for both, a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream for both, and a Diet Coke. The favorite meal of WUBAs, consumed multiple times a week.
After downing a WUBA special in five minutes, I could see her ass getting bigger.
by Scott McCann November 19, 2003
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NXT Special

When Triple H performs Oral Sex on an underaged member of the WWE universe.

-All of the kids in the Connor's Cure Commercials were given NXT Specials for participating
Triple H: So kids, it's time for the NXT Special.
Kids: Thank you, Triple H. We were already waiting for you to show us your knowledge.
by The Squadala July 16, 2019
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kinsley special

where somebody posts a snowball through a letterbox and runs off
ooo yeee i did a kinsley speciall

ohooo you monster
by muahahaaa December 20, 2009
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