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by disparitie July 17, 2022

sneeze bukkake

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.

Then she sneezed at me, i felt like a sneeze bukkake.

by Johnny Tramp August 31, 2010

Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.

A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...

by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012

Dirty Sneeze

An unexpected sneeze that causes a woman to queef and discharge a mixture of blood and man juice!!

It was the best sex ever till my aunt flow dirty sneezed on me!

by dirty sneezer August 14, 2010

Weiner Sneeze

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

anal sneeze

well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.

mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.

by ten inch steel September 6, 2011