smp

shitty minecraft players. Like the dsmp, they’re super toxic. No offense to the ones who just have no idea what they did and are nice about it and not all “dnf uwu”.

Yeah, that smp really sucks.

by hunnyb0nnye October 30, 2021

Stream SMP

Is when a guy named Greysen is stuck in a love triangle with a girl named Olivia and a guy named Aiden.

Elijah: "Hey have you heard about the Stream SMP?"
Jay: "Yeah they are very crazy lol."

by JAYAT208 December 12, 2020

Zekodo SMP

the most DRIPPY and hottest smp 😩

“Yo have you heard about the Zekodo smp?”
“ofc”

by swaggygorl March 19, 2021

Aster SMP

ONE OF THE BEST ORIGINS SMP!!

Harry: Have you see the new Aster SMP videos on YouTube?
Patricia: YES! IT WAS AMAZING!

by someone_child June 2, 2022

SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

by Novinity April 11, 2025

Steam city smp

A wonderful survival multiplayer ran by sappysteam! The community revolves around brainrot and “barbecue bacon burgers” as a primary source of entertainment as the servers appeal wanes due in part to the over use of plugins and mentally retarded 12 year old humor.

I checked out steam city smp and it was great!

by Rocklagisdumb December 19, 2024