SMP

suck ma pussy. no more no less suck.
by y0ur m00my February 01, 2023
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Suck My Piano.
Many people might think this means survival multiplayer, but they are wrong. it is suck my piano
by matt the mf cat April 15, 2021
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SMP is the quick definition for “shit my pants”. Should only be used if you got blackout drunk or you got some scat fetish or sumthin.
Man 1: Bro she sucked my dick after I SMP.

Man 2: She did WHAT?
by dickonxgamesmode June 17, 2020
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an smp is a super mega pedo
another word could be smpkf which means, super mega pedo kiddie fiddler.
non pedo person: george is such an smp
george: no i’m not ur a smpkf
by applebee123 August 19, 2021
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Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."
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Sam you better get your facts strait about the murder, or I'll smp.
by mocha_loca May 05, 2011
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bro smp”
by pu$$y$uck3r October 17, 2021
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