smh

Selective memory or hearing

A: I was never asked this question
B: It's because you have smh
A: That sentence doesn't make any sense you idiot
B: You have selective memory/hearing
A: Ahh, I see.

by jhammer April 13, 2015

smh

An internet acronym for "Suck My Hair."
Used as a "take that!" type of thing.

Natalie: Omfg Zach you're such a g00b3r. Smh.

Zach: :*(

by natalie :* November 18, 2011

Smh

Smh is an abbreviation for 'so much hate' used commonly in texting or on social media.

Person1: OMG she's so ugly

Person2: I KNOW SMH

by Whitetulip123 January 9, 2017

smh

SMASH MY HEAD

a lot like FML: fuck my life

ken: I have 3 tests tomorrow! ugh i have to study so hard!
Elan: don't even talk.. i have 5 tests tomorrow!! SMH

by ccrayray January 20, 2011

smh

a noise similar to "psshhhh" but its "smhhh" one uses it when frustrated/annoyed

I just lost my wallet and it had like 100 bucks in it...smhhh!

by chunkymoney123 September 6, 2010

smh

meaning, "suck my hair", smh is typically used when something is obvious, plain old stupid or disappointment

You don't know what smh means? smh

by Cereal Bar December 4, 2019

Smh

Syphilis Mutated hamsters

Damn smh

by Spitinmyeye September 14, 2019