taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
by gh56 November 08, 2007
A symbol with the phrase "Golden Smell" printed on a generic brand of bamboo chopsticks, often found at Chineese buffet's. It may be a large scale misprint that has been overlooked for years, or it may have an actual meaning hitherto and still amorphous.
by Borg Burger Dick July 07, 2008
A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.
This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.
This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.
Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."
P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."
Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"
P2: "Seems fine to me."
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."
P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."
Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"
P2: "Seems fine to me."
by comaduck August 10, 2009
The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation.
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
1. The poor chap on holiday in Vancouver unknowingly sat on the fold down seats in the front outhouse section of the poop poo train. Now all his clothes and hands have an aweful disgusting pooey smell.
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
by nimbys_suck December 09, 2021
Another name for Taco Bell because it rhymes and can make your crotchal area smell due to the mega farts and leakage.
Jordan: "Hey man I'm ready to eat something that will make me shit myself."
Nathan: "You must mean Crotcho Smell! Hell yeah I want some!"
Jordan: "Damnit I am so happy right now!"
Nathan: "You must mean Crotcho Smell! Hell yeah I want some!"
Jordan: "Damnit I am so happy right now!"
by Jerry III April 10, 2011
When one has a really gorgeous physically scent which is sexually intising . Example is a Yvonne kinda Scent
by Mufundisi March 03, 2021