smarley narger

A smelly nigger. Most often used by whites in the presences of blacks in order to hide the meaning of what is really being said.

"Man did you see that smarley narger in there?"

by Pat Detwiler February 29, 2008

smagley

The "pet name" invented to describe the greatness that is the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson. It doesn't represent him, but more his chi, or spirit that he so elegently displays in his films. Can be used to desribe something that is related to his work, him, an ass w00ping of great magnatude and is worthy of Smagley,or someting of devine greatness. (such as Master Chief)

"Yo you see that movie with Smagley in it?" asks John.
*John slaped for asking such a stupid question*
"Of coarse you retard." replies Frank.

"Wow that Hillary Duff concert was smagley!", said John.
"Didn't I just fucking warn you about not ruining the greatness of Smagley?" Frank asked kindly.
*Frank reaches into John's throat and removes his lyrincs*
"Now stop being a bitch...and don't bleed on my carpet or i'll fucking go all Smagley on your bitch ass!" Frank told his friend with glee.

by Drizzt Do'Urden September 22, 2005

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

Smacked

A man or a woman who is ugly.

Keisha is smacked as fuck.

by Moxyforyourbox March 18, 2004

Smacked

means the most ugly thing in the world

No don't talk to him he smacked.

Ugh..she smacked.

Hahaha..the all smacked.

by High School years June 24, 2010