shooking

when your sitting on the toilet having a shit and you start puking, so your shitting and puking at the same time!

pooing and then leaning into the bathtub to vomit meaning you were just shooking

by j-dawgg May 1, 2006

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

sockington

An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.

That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington.

by Butticus Primateous June 16, 2003

Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).

"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"

by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015

rocking my stockings

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.

"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

.....

by helene* May 28, 2005

Shonking

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.

Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.

by AngevinQueen October 7, 2009

Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.

Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?

by Neezy M January 1, 2008