crunchies

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

by t26e4 April 19, 2014

scrunch

when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt

the pool was full of girls with scrunches

by awesomemonkey12 August 16, 2011

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

scrunching

to lower yourself in such a manner in a seat so as not to be seen by other drivers and riders

Al Gore was seen scrunching in Tipper's SUV.

by elusively yours ilja September 11, 2008

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Scrunch

Meaning something is gross or nasty

Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!

by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014

Scrunchy

Whenever something is so good it makes your face scrunch. Often seen when you hear a good song, eat delicious food, see a sexy person, or are genuinely impressed with something.

Person #1: Did you hear that new Big K.R.I.T. song?
Person #2: Yeah, man that sh*t is scrunchy af!!!

by Aroddd October 3, 2017