scottish curse

unusually small penis.

Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!

by darionlar September 11, 2005

scottish cringe

The attitude of the Scots when they live in England. Once over the border, the Scots become infected with a form of virus. This virus is the Scottish Cringe. Symptoms: Severe paranoia and feelings of inadequacy and extremely low self esteem manifesting in outward displays of extreme bragging and general obnoxiousness towards the English. Root cause natural inadequacy and lack of a notable home win since 1314. Only remedy for this - do not let Scots over to the English side of the border, alternatively get them repatriates as soon as possible. Once back home in Scotland the symptoms abate to almost bearable levels.

Once relocated from Glasgow to Birmingham, Jock began to exhibit all the symptoms of the "Scottish Cringe". He became ruder and more racist about the English, displaying feelings of intense inferiority and desperately defensive when faced with English achievements: expressing views that would seem to indicate he hoped that England would sink beneath the waves and certainly NOT rule them.

by Drake's Drum July 7, 2014

scottish pint

A beer filtered down the ass crack and collected in a pint glass for immediate consumption.

That scottish pint was chalk full of nutrients and dingleberries.

by short round June 26, 2008

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

by idgafosoae December 11, 2016

Scottish fold

when you have too much foreskin and it folds over

hey i need a circumcision i m beginning to get a Scottish fold

by gas y August 10, 2018

scottish nationalist

a beardy jock who thinks that england is persecuting scotland, despite the fact that we have been propping up their shitty little country for years.
big country, population less than london. Hmm yes, I can see how that would be financialy viable

gee us oor independance ya sasanach barstad.
with pleasure, we'll save millions

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

Scottish windmill

A sexual act in which the male partner twirls his penis over his partner, hitting them each time it passes.

This act can be done standing or sitting. This is the Scottish windmill

by King160 August 21, 2014