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scissor sausage dip 

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"

Scissor Kick Blast 

When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)
Lane pulled a scissor kick blast in front of my family. What a pig!
Scissor Kick Blast by da bowz September 5, 2009

ScissorGrip 

An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.
"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.
ScissorGrip by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

Nebraska scissor lift 

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast
I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!
Nebraska scissor lift by AWPee April 15, 2021

Scissoring 

When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.
Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.

Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
Scissoring by Modotoe July 8, 2018

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
queef-scissoring by firestick69 November 21, 2010