Sandwich Artist

An employee of the fast food chain Subway.

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.

Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!

by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011

Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.

Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.

by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 12, 2015

Lip Sandwich

When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.

Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.

by Grace Bowman November 29, 2016

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

Pizza Sandwich

When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.

"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo March 23, 2021