prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Test My Salsa

An invitation to test the patience of somebody from The Bronx

"If any one of them oppy niggas move Wock and decide to test my salsa it's up at this function, on bro."

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

Salsa Verga

A play on words of Salsa Verde, translates to “dick sauce” which would be cum.

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude Salsa Verga is so good.”

by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.

Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.

by chocodile November 10, 2019

Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.

Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023

husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.

Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa

by samsonQP January 14, 2008