Royal Canadian Rump Ranger 

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger by Nitro April 12, 2004

Donald rump 

Donald John Trump is the 45th and current president of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality. Trump was born and raised in Queens, a borough of New York City, and received a bachelor's degree in economics from the Wharton School

Donald rump is in my booty hole

Donald rump by Static Abyss June 19, 2020

Donald's Rump 

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".

The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.

Donald's Rump by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019

ripbowl rump pump 

When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner

Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump

ripbowl rump pump by ripbowl slayer April 13, 2009

baby rump kisser 

a pervert who goes around kissing babies butts, this is also used in denace the menace when denace is tricked into kissing a baby dolls butt

the baby rump kisser gave the baby a solid smak on its butt

baby rump kisser by snoeman December 30, 2009

mess in my rump 

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'

just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)

mess in my rump by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

Trumpet rump by bandteacher December 7, 2009