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To smoke a marijuana cigarette.
Mike is getting ready to roast one so get your ass over here.
roast one by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.
Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

Roast Beef Sandwich With Mayo 

When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.
Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!

Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranch

An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
Roast Beef Assassin by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023

roast beef butterfly 

An external Labia (Pussy Lips), when pulled out when legs are spread it looks like a butterfly made out of roast beef!
That chick has a roast beef butterfly!
roast beef butterfly by 1974Jimmy. November 21, 2006