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riding a bike

When a girl sits on a mans penis and bounces as she holds his legs up like handlebars.
Riding a bike is a term in kinky sex.
by Alrighty then people's we good December 5, 2016
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Riding the Chunder Dragon

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
by ChunderDragonRider September 10, 2010
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dick riding

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.
mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad
by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021
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riding the dolphin.

Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.
Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.
by ponthedon. May 6, 2009
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riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.
"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'
by Terri s May 29, 2007
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Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.
I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.
by MichaelVario February 21, 2013
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riding the bench

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.
by Jimmigan November 10, 2013
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