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retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.
I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.
by Daniel August 19, 2007
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retarded stranger

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.
Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.
by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
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retarded fag

The perfect insult to give...not only are you a fag, but a retarded one too. It can't get any worse tahn that.
Tom: Hey wanna hang?
Paul: No, sorry I'm a retarded fag and I'm just gonna stay home.
by rf4lyfe December 8, 2010
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Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
by DC_93 April 26, 2012
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Retarded faggot

Girl 1 "Did you see that retarded faggot over there"
Girl 2 "Oh ya, that idiot is definitely a Corey"
by Truth speaker69020120 March 17, 2019
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lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.
Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!
by hellpuppy November 19, 2007
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