Reported

No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.

What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

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report bomb

when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.

Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''

by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023

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STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 April 24, 2014

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Weather Report syndrome

A term used to describe a fictional characters romantic and/or sexual relationship with a member of their family being used as a plot device.

"God, i hate Korekiyo Shinguji"
I know right, he's such a typical victim of the Weather Report syndrome"

by 10111011010101000 December 17, 2022

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Her first orphanage was like a vacation, they were nice to her, but her third orphanage was the one that made her fight another girl to the death for a pair of new shoes, then acted like it never happened when she went back to ask them why they did that. That wasn't the only thing to report about, that was just one of many things that went on there.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

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