balls repeater

A device commonly used to repeat one's balls.

I got hit in the balls yesterday so I just used my balls repeater and now they're good as new.

by Ron Mcgoo July 7, 2008

Rupert Murdoch

The "billionare tyrant" media mogul who built a world-wide media empire out of just a few Australian newspapers. Founder and CEO of NewsCorp, the parent company of such broadcasting networks as FOX and Sky. While he has not broken any monopoly laws, he has through skill and cunning managed to bypass them to control huge portions of the media in such countries as India and Australia. Unquestionably right-wing, he has made no secret that his networks are made to "promote his values." It's not like it's a secret, though many would have you believe otherwise.

Also of note: He is the arch-nemisis of the pencil-thin moustache wearin', traitor-banging, moody American media mogul Ted Turner who owns the city of Atlana including the Falcons, the Braves in addition to such cable networks as CNN, TNT, TBS and TMC among others. He once challanged Murdoch to a pay-per-view boxing match which the entire world (myself in particular) would love to see.

I share his birthday too: March 11th.

You started with a mere one dollar and managed to control most of the western world? Bravo, Jimmy. You're a regular Rupert Murdoch.

by kwashia February 3, 2005

ReperTwat

Pronounced rep-er-twat (like repertoire), this is the mental list of members of the opposite sex that you've gotten with, and with whom you could probably get again. It's applicable to any degree of action or ass that you've received during a hookup or past relationship. Like the universe, it is ever-expanding.

Two friend's speaking:

Bro 1: Brosiff, there gunna be any hot femaliens at the party tonight?
Bro 2: Cha-yeah. I'm pretty sure Lisa, Annie, and Kristen. They're all in my repertwat.
Bro 1: Jeez son, save some for the rest of us.
Bro 2: Not my fault I got a lotta tricks up my sleeves, or should I say pants.

by Nick Savoy August 8, 2009

Rupert

Rupert is basically your man, he has balance of his mates who he has a great time with and his love life, extremely musically talented, sad on the inside but covers it up with comedy and never opens up, he is sweet, funny, good looking, charming and cares for everyone, he tries to get along with everyone and is extremely tolerant, he has no racist, homophobic or bigoted views and is generally a wonderful guy

Guy:Where is everybody
Girl:they're all chillin with Rupert

by Triciawithavengeance September 18, 2012

tps reports

The shit your boss makes you do.

BOSS: "Mya, Did you get the memo? We're now using the new cover on all TPS Reports. If you could just do that, that would be great. Thanks."

by Michael Bolton April 3, 2003

Rupert Grint

Cute red haired teen who plays Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter Movies. He likes to play guitar, draw/sketch, and try to ride the unicycle...

People who think Rupert Grint isn't hot need to LAY OFF! He's cute in his own way!

by Madysen April 22, 2007

Repetitive refresh syndrome

A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.

Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.

by benpg January 6, 2008