rectal rumble

A disturbance or growling up or in your anus

"As I ate the taco, I had a large rectal rumble."

by Effan! January 06, 2016

Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain February 04, 2016

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 10, 2009

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015

rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja December 10, 2007

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 03, 2005