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The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
by John Milovec December 30, 2007
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fuck the recession

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.
1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
by mc tee June 10, 2009
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urban recession

the dramatic decline in creativity and humor in recent urbandictionary definitions. Most evident in the Word of the Day selection.
"Stanky Leg" is Word of the Day? My God, it's an urban recession!
by Charles M. February 21, 2009
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Recession Obsession

The constant, incessant, obsession with the crappy economy to the extent that no one can function or think of anything else.
Bob: I can't focus because the recession is taking over my thoughts.

Steve: Dude, you have Recession Obsession.
by wyochick March 31, 2009
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Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.
"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."
by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009
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Redemption Shower

The shower one has after a night of heavy drinking (where you either did something really stupid or can't remember what you did). A redemption shower is the only way to cleanse you of the sins from the night before. After a redemption shower all is forgotten and you can start all over again.
Waking up with a hangover Ben realized he was naked and lying on his neighbor's front lawn. Quickly he ran home for a "redemption shower".
by BTC77 April 7, 2010
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weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.
"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)
by winker July 8, 2003
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