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A unit of measurement. The number of poops it takes to complete a selected reading
This is a great book. It should take you about 7 or 8 poop reads to get through it.

left on read 

To read a massage (typically a text or on a messenger app that signals the sender when the message is seen or "read"), knowing the sender is aware that you've seen the message, and to not respond.

While the term was invented in 2016, the action was first perpetrated, pre-Internet, by Shepherd, who in on February 17, 1996, received a written message in person, and still refused to respond. If he ever responded is still unclear.
I texted my father about it last week, but no response. My own father has me left on read.
left on read by sujthsrj February 20, 2017

dont read this

omg you retard i said dont read this
dont read this by The Big Ham March 5, 2020

Lick Read 

Basically to ask “What’s Happening” or “What’s Good”
“What the lick read my nigga!”
Lick Read by TWill94 July 24, 2018

Don't click Read more

Usually followed by half of E.T's face.
If read more is clicked you will see a message saying "You are a rebel, i like you ".
It is an incredibly overused comment on youtube.
Pyrokiller69: Don't click Read more
ElfMcFucker: *clicks read more*
Pyrokiller69: You are a rebel,i like you.
ElfMcFucker: Oh ffs

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it!

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! That movie is great.