Ratchet Bag

a Hoe or Loose woman's bag to carry miscellaneous items to make tight situations easier to get out of.

"Shit! My wife is at the front door, hide!"
Ratchet says"Fu*k That!" and
Proceeds to pull parachute from ratchet bag and escapes out the window.

by leathercakes October 27, 2011

ratchet hoe

cardi b

“cardi or nicki?”
“nicki, of course, why would i like that ratchet hoe.”

by expoxsed October 9, 2018

Ratchet

a tasteless, classless individual (most often a female) who does vile and off color things on a frequent basis while still maintaining diva status in her own mind.

Context: In the workplace-

Girl One: "I was waxing my butthole."
Girl Two: "Damn! Didn't that burn?"
Supervisor: "Ya'll are ratchet! Get back to work!"

by WorkConductPolice February 5, 2013

Ratchet

One of the most epic Transformers, he is yellow-ish and pretty much the brains of Optimus Prime's group.

Optimus Prime: Our medical officer: Ratchet.
Ratchet: The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

by TransformersChick July 26, 2009

Ratchet Pizza

Cheap, best bang for buck pizza. Normally only enjoyable when a large amount of Alcohol or Marijuana is consumed and you have the munchies.

Damn Little Caesars gave me hella Mud butt last night, talk about some hella ratchet pizza.

Cici's Pizza is ratchet as fuck!

by DNastymuthafucka September 7, 2012

el rancho de asshole

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."

by masaharu morimoto April 20, 2004

ratch

to grab in an intimate or inappropriate way

"Can I ratch your boobs?"

by willkat October 13, 2011