ripped fuel

1. Fat burner. Dietary pill.

2. Caffeine booster, energy supplement.

Guy 1: Dude, calm the fuck down, why are you so bouncy?

Guy 2: (in a quick, hyper voice) Sorry man, I'm on ripped fuel like a motherfucker.

by bears249 April 22, 2009

ripped van winkel

When you get so ripped you pass out for a ridiculously long time.

"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"

by listenkid November 23, 2009

Ripped Ass

After you fart and your asshole burns.

I used burn cream after i had Ripped Ass

by Matt V. May 14, 2004

ripped condom

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

ripped daddy

someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their massive musculature.

Ryan: "Jon you are so ripped you're a ripped daddy."
Jon: "Stop that right now!"
Ryan: "Seriously your shirt is ripping. I'm going to call you Ripped Daddy."

by RyannJones November 18, 2007

ripped disc

The disc you ripped all them tunes from

dude 1: yo i got all these ripped discs at my house that i no long need cuz all my tunes are on my computer you want em?

dude 2: aww sure dude thanks

by digitalIStheWAY July 31, 2012

Ripped and Whipped

Getting high on weed, "ripped", and then proceeding to inhale nitrous oxide, "whipped".

ERIC: Hey, you wanna smoke some of dat dank ass weed?
JUSTIN: Yeah dog, let's smoke some ganj.
*SMOKES WEED
JUSTIN: You wanna do a whippet?
ERIC: Of course.
JUSTIN: Hell yeah, let's get ripped and whipped.

by Juhjuhjuhjuhjuhjuhjustin July 16, 2016