Quiddie

Quick cuddle
Cuddle quickie
Cuddle

I know I have to go to work, but can I get a quiddie?

by QuiddieB October 20, 2019

Quidditch

Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.

Damn baby I see u wit that new septum ring, lets play some quidditch

by The real 61 January 5, 2020

Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.

Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.

by Option 22 February 4, 2020

quiddle

A term for a 5 string fiddle.

Q: Dude, your violin has too many strings, what is it?
A: It is a five string fiddle, a quiddle.

by postclassical violin September 27, 2020

Quidpound

The universal drunk currency used on all stag doos. Taken as legal tender by all reputable bars and strip clubs on the continent. Worth more than any known currency on earth.

All 20 drinks and a round of shots only cost me like 5 quidpound.

I only spent like 20 quidpound last night

by Quidpound1 October 10, 2020

Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.

We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.

by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021

quident

Is an definition used when you're confident and feeling threaten at the same time

You know I'm gonna stab you don't start feeling quident now

by MR.Mohinator March 5, 2022