queef

A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas,
m'kay?
by Mr. Mackey from South Park April 23, 2003
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by harry jonson August 03, 2010
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queef

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.
1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.
by nick863 March 28, 2006
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Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.
As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.
by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004
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queef

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef
by gee wiz November 09, 2005
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queef

Martha's queef was so loud, she shat her pants.
by thereal t mass September 28, 2006
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queef

a fart that comes from your vagina.
by anton1234 April 17, 2011
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