QUEEF 

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

QUEEF by pete paverton January 5, 2008

Queef 

Quean's Uterus Emits Egg Farts; a quean is a lewd woman or a woman of bad character; you will see from the definition that the first letter of each word spells Queef.

After sex, the prostitute let out a queef that smelled like hard boiled eggs.

Queef by Charles the Third June 21, 2008

queef 

(noun) nasty wet bubbly pussy fart

did she jus queef?

queef by cravin moorehead April 22, 2003

Queef 

frontal fart

OH MY GOD I JUST FRONTAL FARTED
You mean queef?

Queef by qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertuiop January 8, 2011

QUEEF 

a fart coming out a girls pussy

pecker,chino,and b.eagle always queef

QUEEF by lil dimps15 April 7, 2008

Queef 

A fanny fart

did i just hear a queef or did someone just open a packet of quavers?

Queef by Cheesy nob bob December 21, 2002

queef 

a loud resonating sound created by the expelling of trapped air from within the womanz fuckhole after vaginal intercourse of the worst kind...

"i banged that fuckbag for an hour and finished her with a dirty jabbar; she spit it out, so i punched that dumb bitch right in her stomach; the queef that resulted registerd an 8.0 on the Richter Scale..."

queef by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006