Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Quaf Special

While preforming doggy style sex, message the clitoris until your partner has an orgasm.

the Quaf Special is my favorite sex position

by Jenkooooo May 2, 2019

Quaranstream

Streaming media while under Coronavirus quarantine.

If my office closes because of Coronavirus I’m going to quaranstream Netflix all day.

by Overthinker Anonymous March 11, 2020

Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

Also
Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.

Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!

by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

Quaran-Quag

The feeling of boredom and sadness when stuck in quarantine from Corona. Slang for Quarantine Quagmire.

My friend: UGh I’m so bored.
Me: Yeah, I’m really feeling that Quaran-Quag.

by Qwacky March 19, 2020