putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

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putting the pineapples away

Jerking off or masturbating

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.

by William Turner October 29, 2005

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Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

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putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

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putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

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