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pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.
"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"
by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017
mugGet the pumping the poochmug.

dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
by SurveyApe August 11, 2017
mugGet the dark pumpmug.

Pumping Lemma

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.
by CS Realist April 29, 2013
mugGet the Pumping Lemmamug.

Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.
Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler
by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021
mugGet the Pump And Skidmug.

Pumping Curd

Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2017
mugGet the Pumping Curdmug.

Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.
See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front
by fitteam May 11, 2014
mugGet the Pump Frontmug.

pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night
Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump
by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014
mugGet the pump and slumpmug.

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