pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond

The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.

by p0nk October 1, 2007

Pug Dog Thing

I should be doing my homework but i'm writing this instead :)

Wow I love that Pug Dog Thing

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass

"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.

by ty cob August 30, 2005

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.

"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"

by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021

pug

the 100th cute number (where a 'cute' number is a number with EXACTLY 4 factors)

Me: Alexa; What is Pug?
Alexa: *EXPLODES x LIMIT OF EXTENDING*

by STV142857 March 2, 2024

Pug Rot

When Bum Krause's teeth are covered in a thick layer of plaque, and smell like death and old Purina dog food.

The dentist told me that my teeth smell like pug rot.

by Govcheese September 25, 2020

pug

pug are the best dog you can get so if you want to get a god then get one i have one

get a pug

by yourmomloveme124 February 2, 2023