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pug in my pond

a short ugly dick in my vagina. see defintion #2 pond
The guy at the bar looked pretty hot but the 'pug in my pond' that night was less than memorable.
by p0nk October 1, 2007
mugGet the pug in my pondmug.

pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
mugGet the pug smuggler 2mug.

Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
mugGet the Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lolmug.

Pug People

A modern group of people, usually in their late teens, twenties and even early thirties, who, like pugs, have lost all the redeeming qualities of their ancestors. They've lost the ability to do basic tasks. They can't get across town because they're not confident in their ability to drive on Highways. They get nervous standing in line at the Post Office because they're around more than 4 strangers at once. They can't leave the house because their anxiety is "too high" that day.

They have the grit, tenacity, and general mental state of a pug.
"I offered Todd my extra ticket to the ball game this weekend, but he said he didn't like to be around loud noises for more than two episodes of a TV show."

"He's one of those pug people. You have to hold him for a few minutes before his breathing calms down."
by Babagooshradoosh January 17, 2025
mugGet the Pug Peoplemug.

pug

the 100th cute number (where a 'cute' number is a number with EXACTLY 4 factors)
Me: Alexa; What is Pug?
Alexa: *EXPLODES x LIMIT OF EXTENDING*
by STV142857 March 2, 2024
mugGet the pugmug.

Pug Rot

When Bum Krause's teeth are covered in a thick layer of plaque, and smell like death and old Purina dog food.
The dentist told me that my teeth smell like pug rot.
by Govcheese September 25, 2020
mugGet the Pug Rotmug.

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