Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates

who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates

by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013

junkyard pirates

Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.

Example:
Junkyard

Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out

All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.

Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!

by JYPScott January 25, 2016

Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

Bizarre Pirates

A gang server that has been running for 7+ months games (ft. Grand piece online, Your bizarre adventure and many more!) a few months ago someone known as Ender chose someone to be a new owner for the server! The new owner, well known as Piclano. Everyone disliked him after he nuked the original server (Dababy empire) But now the server is well running with many people to make friends with!

We are going to ally with Bizarre Pirates!

by vexuin August 1, 2021

Peekaboo Privates

A phenomenon where your penis pokes out of the front opening in your underwear.

Jake: I almost got pantsed while I was having peekaboo privates.
Kyle: That would’ve been embarrassing

Jake: ikr?

by BeckBro_ January 25, 2022

Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.

I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."

by kamikamila January 5, 2022

Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention

Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.

by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025