Penguin

A CREATURE FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PIT OF HELL

shut up kid its a penguin

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Penguinity

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.

An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."

by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

by MR. THICC October 21, 2020

purple penguin

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.

Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.

by wetsun June 27, 2008

Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

by LUkeAss December 23, 2003

Club Penguin

Humanity's final answer to the question of reality and the human condition.

Club Penguin is the final bastion of hope for mankind.

by Yosheek June 19, 2011