postable

A term, phrase, or event worthy of and suitable for posting to a social networking web site.

LOL, that was a hilarious story, totally postable!

by real-diculous December 28, 2012

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.

by MountAiryXC October 17, 2010

postema

scruffled in nature, see scruffly, also prone to large quantiities of signs appearing in yard.

jake is postema and therefore scruffly and has signs in his yard.

by wabuffet June 3, 2008

postgame

after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game. It is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.

Ted: Man, that was one hell of a game. Did you see that pass?

Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.

by Kate Sjostrand April 5, 2008

natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

by mick March 14, 2005

the postal service

The United States Postal Service- A government organization responsible for receiving and delivering mail within the United States and also exporting it to other countries for international delivery. Very slow.

Hey! I thought you sent me that package?
Yup. I put it throught the postal service! Wait a few days.

by Nateeeeeoooo September 27, 2005

Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

by The Postmaster November 7, 2013