Poptarted

To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.

"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"

"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"

by bminor June 20, 2011

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

popstrels

Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.

"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"

by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

by drey&rin December 28, 2002

poptart

a stupid girl. usually a big druggie who cannot make good choices.
(note: my nick name has been poptart for years.)

in the song "try try try" by smashing pumpkins, he calls the homeless druggie-whore a poptart

"poptart..whats our mission.."

by charrlotte May 15, 2003

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016