pokemon

ok so pokemon originated in japan, and was brought to the us. the first games, wich featured the first 150 pokemon plus mew,were the best in my opinion. than the anime series came and kinda killed it, becaus the show was honestly 4 little kids. but pokemon is still strong. i can remember, in 3rd grade your coolness was cordinated with what cards you have. and i had tons and i still do. and in middle school everyone predended to hate it cept me i had stickers and drawings all over my stuff.... and it was this big thing when me or my buddies found a girl that still liked it man i remember this one girl, i new her for like 3 years and didnt know she liked it til one day i was in social studies and noticed she was useing cindaqual as a book mark. and dont lie and say u dont like it, cause its monsters u use to beat up other monsters with and get to put in red balls. also dont lie, because i know u got up early just to watch the show. i know i did. by the end of the first week i could recite the whole poke-rap.trivia;the first second gen. pokemon to appear in the series is ho-oh, in the first episode. also, i bet u stay up to midnite just to beat whatever new game u got. i no i do. the market has been killed by spin-offs and fakes, but honestly even i got a copy of the mad issu in wich they decide how to kill pikachu. the card game is great, the video game are great, but the show kinda sucks. i know that imm way to old to play it

person1: hey i get mew at toysrus!
person2:no way how
person1:my mom drove me there
person2:so how many pokemon u got now?
person1:all of them

by epicalyrandom November 29, 2011

pokemon

stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.

kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed

by blabla455 February 18, 2010

pokemon

stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.

kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed

by blabla455 February 18, 2010

pokemon

A game (or card game) is for loser that need to get a life!

like yo man got some pokemon cards ya! There so cool!!!WRONG! There for loser.

by XX man December 28, 2005

pokemon

A game that brain washes kids into emptying their pockets. Evil in its purest form. Hmm, I wonder why people want pokemon so bad? Maybe those creatures make good anal sex. The japs are laughing at you all.

*Be advised squad, we're on the lookout for a 15 yr. old male who is still obsessed, eliminate quickly and silently* So, your 15 yrs old, and your still playing a game designed to target 8 yr olds. Sad, so sad. Seems like we might have to put this one down. BOOOOM! Oh well, one less possessed demon pokemon lover. I love this job.

by P8NTbal ESF June 23, 2003

pokemon

A cartoon known to attempt to create hot chicks, but failed miserably at that...though the first seasons up to Johto were great.

Look! That red-haried girl from Pokemon! I would love to see some Hentai of her!

by Ash's Mom is not hot January 24, 2005

pokemons

the act of exchanging naked pictures of your friends, friends girlfriend/boyfriends in the hopes of "catching them all"

Let's trade pokemons!

by pizzagirl87 July 7, 2009