Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.

Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!

by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011

Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Plunging

Plunging is where a person cant cum so they change things up in an effort to reach an orgasm. To start plunging you need to be using both hands in a up and down movment such as uncloging a toilet.

Guy 1: Hey I got bored in science class so I just started wacking to Mrs.*******.
Guy 2: How did it go? shes like 300 pounds!
Guy 1: I know I kept trying to forget that but no use.
Guy 2: All that work for nothing.....
Guy 1: Nope not for nothing I caught my self at a mental roadblock of how i was gonna climaz so i just started plunging to just change things up and lets just say the clog left and certainliquides flew out smoothly.......

by *Colt* August 2, 2010

Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.

Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.

by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011

punking off

masterbating(males). to punk off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?

by pissdrnxdollin May 4, 2006

Punking Swabs

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.

Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'

by Tone Booya November 9, 2008