I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007

Giant radioactive rubber pants

Used to show degrees. Giant radioactive rubber pants is pretty high up there.

But, Invader's blood marches through my veins! Like Giant Radioactive Rubber Pants! The pants command me. Do not ignor my veins!!

by I am ZIM! August 8, 2004

Lucky pants

A pair of pants that one thinks to bring them good luck!

Marty: Hey John! Don't go outside tomorrow, it's Friday 13th!
John: Nothing will happen! I will be wearing my lucky pants!

by GianiGorga April 2, 2009

Mr. Pissy Pants

When a grown man has many temper tantrums over stupid insignificant situations such as someone not sharing a burrito with him. There names are usually michael. They have an urge to hit thinks such as lockers, walls or females. Their tantrums usually last for about 30 min to a day. They are lame. And if want them to get over it, then option 1: leave them alone, option 2: call them mr. pissy pants in a cookie monster voice. Or just leave them alone or deal with the beatings, and expect bruises.

mr pissy pants: can i have some of your burrito
other person: no
Mr pissy pants: *blank angry look
other person: AWWWW MR. PISSY PANTS!!!! hahahah

by Yiv January 11, 2010

keep your pants on

What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".

A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!

by El_Barto October 20, 2004

Thanksgiving pants

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008

magic ass pants

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

by me123456789 December 28, 2008