Pansexual

Okay, let me give you an actual definition of pansexuality cause all these other definitions are wrong. A pansexual person may consider them as being gender-blind. They don’t see genders if that makes sense. They’ll fall in love with anybody. People often confuse bisexual and pansexual to be the same, but they’re not. The main difference between pansexuality and bisexuality is this; a bisexual person feels sexually attracted to both genders, while a pansexual person falls in love with ALL genders. They just have to have a good personality.

Random kid: I really like you. Can I take you out on a date?
Pansexual kid: I mean, your personality is good so why not?!

by Jjwjdhwhdd June 5, 2019

pansexual

one who's affections, romantic platonic or sexual, are potentially geared towards anyone regardless of sex or gender identity.

allie's not bi, she's pansexual. and don't ya fergit it!

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016

pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.

Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.

by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017

pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o

"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"

by shreK o_o June 16, 2020

Pine County

Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.

Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!

by CBAAED April 3, 2011

pansexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction regardless of sex, or gender.
YES PANSEXUALS CAN HAVE A PREFERENCE

Your local pansexual: Yes I will fuck all of your kitchenware. No I'm fucking joking Susan, put the crock pot back down.

by betareil February 15, 2017