Heavy petting is a synonym of touchy feely fondling. Some examples of heavy petting are hand jobs, fingering and dry humping.
by rckrchica03 January 11, 2012
Get the heavy pettingmug. What stupid uneducated people call their dogs that are in fact pit bulls. Many cholos are fond of the term. Such cholos choose to get a pit bull as a sign of their machismo, usually an unaltered male pit bull that eventually becomes aggressive due to poor training from an idiotic owner that thinks it is called a pet bull because it is a pet.
God Alva at my old job was such an idiot. She kept talking about how she never kept her pet bull or Rotweiller on a leash and she didn't understand why the neighbor was mad when it took her cat's head off.
Vato Loco: Ay ese, my pet bull had puppies.
Papi Chulo: Si mon. 'Member you said I could have one of your pet bull puppies? Feed him raw meat, yo.
Vato Loco: Ay ese, my pet bull had puppies.
Papi Chulo: Si mon. 'Member you said I could have one of your pet bull puppies? Feed him raw meat, yo.
by Alicia S. January 10, 2009
Get the Pet Bullmug. A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
Get the pet parentsmug. 
A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
by GunnyP December 17, 2019
Get the Chia Petmug. "you heard about Angelina?"
"No, why?"
"People been sayin she got a pet wussy, but thats just what I heard on the DL."
"No, why?"
"People been sayin she got a pet wussy, but thats just what I heard on the DL."
by Valeri September 3, 2017
Get the pet wussymug. Disposable pets are those small, furry or feathered things which seem to come and go frequently, particularly in families with several children. They have a rather high mortality rate - particularly when they are purchased as part of a "responsibility-development" program for a small child. Often, they can um, pass on and be replaced the same day, and no one is the wiser.
Hamsters, parakeets, mice, little turtles from the pet store, and the more common fish for fishbowls rather than large tanks - like goldfish, mollies, etc. - are all examples of disposable pets. They have to be rather generic in color and pattern, the more easily to be replaced; after all, who can tell one mollie from another? But a dog or cat is easily identified, and therefore NOT a disposable pet.
by Momcat March 11, 2008
Get the disposable petsmug.